The ever-laconic Dries Van Noten (pictured) submits to Hint’s One Sentence or Less interview series. It’s the perfect form for him!

Hide your velour sweatpants and spray tan: The Kardashians are reportedly looking for a New York space for an outpost of Dash, Kourtney and Khloe’s Miami-based boutique. They’re scouting—where else?—the Meatpacking District.

Play the fill-in-the-blind-item guessing game: Who’s retiring, who’s moving, and who’s returning to august fashion houses? We vouch for 0 percent of this’ accuracy, but it’s fun to imagine in any case.

Louis Vuitton, world-renowned maker of handbags, ready-to-wear, and…forests? It’s true: The label’s sponsors a Japanese reforestation project called Louis Vuitton Forest by More Trees, which recently celebrated its one-year anniversary with a symposium in Tokyo.